I like this plan. The first half made me hate it, which is a pretty good sign it’s hitting the right key points of environmental destruction, profiteering, crypto, bad crypto and buying influence, but then brings it back right at the end.

You’re going to have to be careful not to touch anything at the dinner before shaking hands, you wouldn’t want to give the game away too early.

I mean, there’s the time period where your not starving to death but, ya, you probably ded.

I mean I don’t see how you couldn’t do a feeding tube other than it’s going to be not great pulling that sucker out.

Can you catch grapes in your mouth? We need more details on the rules.

They hadn’t invented gloves back then?

Use the thing that Phage the Untouchable had to use to eat.
It had claws to peel her lips back, and an extender that would push very raw meat down her throat (it would start to rot the moment it touched her, so the fresher the better)

It would be fitting that his hand would be stuck upright in that “awkward hand gesture”

Chain mail is already heavy and you want to make it gold?

Gold can be weaved, just get a pair of cotton or silk gloves. They’ll be lighter.