Turn everyone I hate into gold and then melt them down and make golden urinals out of them.
I’d “make a golden tree statue”, sell it for crypto, buy trump coins with it, go to his dinner, and shake his hand.
I like this plan. The first half made me hate it, which is a pretty good sign it’s hitting the right key points of environmental destruction, profiteering, crypto, bad crypto and buying influence, but then brings it back right at the end.
You’re going to have to be careful not to touch anything at the dinner before shaking hands, you wouldn’t want to give the game away too early.
I would attend political rallies and be sure to be up front for shaking hands.
Starve to death, probably. Isn’t that what happened to King Midas?
I mean, there’s the time period where your not starving to death but, ya, you probably ded.
I mean I don’t see how you couldn’t do a feeding tube other than it’s going to be not great pulling that sucker out.
So does air, or the thing you’re sitting on.
I imagine depending on the rules, this would turn the whole world into a gigantic gold ball, which would then collapse into a black hole or something.
High five a certain gold loving narcissist
