Nap time is nap time, no matter where he is.

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When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That’s why you don’t fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

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Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We’d eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she’ll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I’d take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.

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Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

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drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who ‘know’ him.

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9 points

In the biblical sense?

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He’s praying.

I’m joking, of course, but I’m sure there are people saying this.

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Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

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Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral

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“I just had a great phone call with him”

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109 points

He’s just showing that he’s the least woke

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I see !dadjokes@lemmy.world is leaking again.

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I’m genuinely shocked he didn’t burst into flames on entering the place.

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There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

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Karma is what you make it

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Karma police arrest this man

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we are all karma on this blessed day
time to get to work

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#Truth

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Only god knows if there b god

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Nope. God is a construct of man’s own mortality. Needs to be there to trick bad people to be good.

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this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

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A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.

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That would require religion to be correct and its god to actually do anything. Neither of those things are true.

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