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What is personally your favorite insult or what is the best comeback you've heard that destroyed someone?

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Personal favorite is twat waffle

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muusemuuse@lemm.ee
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…you fight like a cow!

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sniggleboots@lemm.ee
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They couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

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Albbi@lemmy.ca
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But I’m a genius in France!

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ratel@mander.xyz
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We have a similar one to this when someone is incompetent which is “They couldn’t organise a pissup in a brewery”.

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rmuk@feddit.uk
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My personal variation, “couldn’t organise a pissup in a pissupery”.

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𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zone
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Couldn’t organise a root in a brothel

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hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works
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“Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?” - Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas. Top tier.

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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I never understood if that was directed at the car I just crashed into, or me (as the pilot)

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hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works
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Me either, which really makes it even better… could be both.

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Delphia@lemmy.world
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I go with “Are you a professional fuckwit or is it just a hobby?” But its really the same joke.

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skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
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“Wow, you’re the worst part of both your parents”

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thequickben@lemm.ee
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Burn!

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TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works
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Please apologize to the tree that produced the oxygen you breathe.

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