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What is personally your favorite insult or what is the best comeback you've heard that destroyed someone?

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Personal favorite is twat waffle

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davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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None have suffered the ultimate retort, “I know you are but what am I—infinity,” and lived to tell the tale.

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makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml
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Oooh that infinity at the end! That’s all time. Literally.

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RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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I called JD Vance an Eyeliner Gerbil and everybody clapped

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hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works
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“Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?” - Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas. Top tier.

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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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I never understood if that was directed at the car I just crashed into, or me (as the pilot)

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hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works
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Me either, which really makes it even better… could be both.

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Delphia@lemmy.world
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I go with “Are you a professional fuckwit or is it just a hobby?” But its really the same joke.

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skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
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“Wow, you’re the worst part of both your parents”

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thequickben@lemm.ee
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Burn!

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tryagain@lemmy.ml
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I’ve always liked “waste of skin”

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