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Currently karate chopping through stacks of broken Switch1s I got off eBay in my dojo, preparing for when you lot break the oath and buy Switch2s.

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I can now chop through 3 Switch1s.

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Statistically, at least one hexbearino will purchase a Switch2 at market price or higher

It could be anyone

Even you

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GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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“So this Switch2 really hits 120hz?”

“It certainly does.”

“Oh well, have LOT’S OF FUN.”

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PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Switch 2? How about you switch 2 Retroarch?

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ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Just remember to throw them into the ocean when you’re done with the chopping, the eels need all the help they can get these days

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GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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I have no pact with the eels. I will not do this.

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ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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You’re making the eels sad you know and they were already sad because they don’t have legs

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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The eels are the rear guard of the Orca Front for the liberation of Earth.

Support our comrades in every way you can!

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GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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Don’t break the oath.

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GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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Also, why are broken electronics so fucking expensive? Not buying a broken 3DS for parts for $75, dude. Not paying $20 for a broken TV off Craig’s List that doesn’t even say what’s wrong with it. Just sell the parts or fuck off.

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gramxi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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For sale: Refurbished Gaming TV (grimey B&W set from 1962 with only antenna input)

$150 + $40 shipping

ALL SALES FINAL. SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY.

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CarbonConscious [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Fuck that I just got back into Wii U modding. Just try and chop that chonky lil guy in half.

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GeneralSwitch2Boycott [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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No need to chop that. The Wii U has done no wrong.

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CarbonConscious [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Truth. Wii U was never allowed to mature long enough to pass the age of innocence.

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