Are the ones in the old el paso kits cooked? 'cause I have a feeing that could be the disparity here.

Great-aunt is over and spreading extremely obviously fake stories about people from American reality TV shows and celebrities being killed by other famous people and them all having bodies found in secret basements. Which I’m assuming are from AI YT channels.

I would simply not let it poison me.

Oh my god, I was sneak-peeking through his Pokedex while he’s in the shower and I found a PC Box filled with Lopunny.

Do I ask him about it?

My Ace Trainer boyfriend just got back from his Hoenn League trip and I couldn’t help but notice all of the badges he acquired were from the woman gym leaders there, but none from the men.

Did the first of my back-to-fitness exercises yesterday, actually. I think I got a pretty simple routine I can keep up with for now.

AKA, the Bandai-era Beandown.

Just got a DM saying “you’re the crank that draino drank.”

I don’t even know what this means, but it’s malevolent and unvirtuous.

My infohazard post about woke Moderator’s Basilisk that’s going to censor us all forever for not creating an AI Mod ASAP barely got any upvotes and only one post saying “beans.”