Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial::Sam Bankman-Fried told Caroline Ellison that he could one day be the US president, she testified on Tuesday.
He’s using the trump defense. “I might be president one day!” so the judge goes “Oh, in that case, we’re done here, can’t be prosecuting the future President of the United States, case dismissed” and then Einstein appears and gives SBF $100% and an bald eagle weeps a single tear and they go for pizza and cheeseburgers.
This gal is by far the most goblin looking creature I’ve ever seen. A bit mean, not very relevant, but lmao it’s fascinating to me.
And good lord, this Bankman-Fried, he’s getting overcooked to a crisp.
I don’t think SBF has enough criminal allegations to be president. He hasn’t even grabbed someone by the pussy.
“I was playing bronze 3 league of legends during the debate”
My man had an overinflated ego…
Worth noting that “con man” is short for “confidence man”. Inflated egos help with the confidence needed to trick people out of money.
