82 points

Nice try, we all know it’s excrement.

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59 points

Man his divorce really fucked him up didn’t it?

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49 points

I get it now!

Now, when he’s on the earnings call, the investors will hear “X users”, every time he says ex-users.

I’ve heard he’s smart, but that’s “solar-powered flashlight” smart.

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21 points

O

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You setup the game to screw over O but ok

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15 points

Game over

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You would have won if you went bottom left and then center

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11 points

Is “to x” a verb now as well? I assume that’s the idea. “Today I was xing about Lemmy.” “I’m gonna x that.”

This is immensely sad because now future generations will not be able to fully appreciate the highly nuanced and layered joke in Moana where Maui says “When you use a bird to write, it’s called tweeting.”

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3 points

“x gonna give it to ya”

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