I have lots of X’s!

Is “to x” a verb now as well? I assume that’s the idea. “Today I was xing about Lemmy.” “I’m gonna x that.”

This is immensely sad because now future generations will not be able to fully appreciate the highly nuanced and layered joke in Moana where Maui says “When you use a bird to write, it’s called tweeting.”

> One, two, three, they gonna run back to me > >Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas > >One, two, three, they gonna run back to me > >They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave > > - Elle King - Ex’s and Oh’s

…I suppose that’s what Elon hopes will happen with his Ex- erm I mean X-users.

No, it’s fucking not!

I get it now!

Now, when he’s on the earnings call, the investors will hear “X users”, every time he says ex-users.

I’ve heard he’s smart, but that’s “solar-powered flashlight” smart.