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Not again 😫

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The kids call it mmph mmphim because the cardinals have their dicks in their mouths.

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Do cardinals have corkscrew dicks like ducks?

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Does a cardinal float?

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They’re a witch! A WITCH!

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Yes, but only diagonally

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It is a rape adaptation… so

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You mean the birds or the baseball player?

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Isn’t the sound more like gak gak gork…?

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Only if they enjoy it

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Please don’t joke about raping children.

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This is what the kids are referring to:

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That actually sounds rather pleasant, minus the book. Air travel is great for books.

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Books great. I probably would still read manga instead though.

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Meh, close enough, same spirit.

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Manga is books

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I mean soon as you add the book, it’s an entirely different proposition because now you have entertainment, so you’re traveling like a sane person.

Though personally I don’t know if I could concentrate with the noise. ANC and podcast for me, I’ll just accept that I’m less cultured.

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It’s the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.

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Yeah, some jeans are stiff but I’ve definitely got a couple older pair that are softer and that I’d much rather wear than slacks.

But if I REALLY wanted to be uncomfortable on a plane… I still have my mawashi from when I briefly did amateur sumo!

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Anyone who is comfortable conversing within the confines of their own mind for hours on end without pause or distraction, is either a sage or a psychopath in my opinion

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I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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That’s a sage!

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I’m a weird psycho then. When the infotainment screens are available, I like watching other people’s screens. I’ve seen The Spy Who Dumped Me twice with no audio. I think I’ve got a pretty good grasp of the plot though.

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Did the spy dump you?

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I watched the new Count of Monte Cristo on my flight to Europe recently. Good movie, my only problem is that they didn’t treat Mercedes’ final encounter with the Edmond right. Honestly that part made me so angry, they did everything else so right but the main greatest lesson that Edmond and the reader must learn and they let him get away with it… (some things cannot be forgiven) Oh well. The Count of Monte Cristo is one of my all time favorites, so I am probably a little more critical then I should be.

So that is only a 3 hour movie and the flight was 10 hours… at about the 5 hour mark, I notice someone in front of me just start the movie… I watched it again on their screen.

Then I watched some other movie on someone elses screen. I have no idea what it was but it was actually a good experience.

So long story short, I understand that appeal and I might watch other peoples screens more often on long flights. Its not bad at all. Especially when they turn on subtitles

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I kind of have trouble not watching the other screens, if they happen to fall within my field of view.

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Or an air marshal

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He’s all about challenges

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in jeans

Oh the horror lmao

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Cardinal Joe Lycett second from the front

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I’m gonna need a clip if this is real

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