I don’t care for Christianity, but god I’d love it to see a black pope emerge, just to see the White Power writhes and scream.
Those white power redneck types are all protestants (baptists, or some other evangelical wingnut strain) and most of them have a vehement anti-Catholic streak. A black pope would just confirm to them whatever-the-hell conspiracy shit they already believe about the Catholic church, so it’d more or less just be spitting on a forest fire anyways.
Not that the Vatican shouldn’t do it anyway, though.
I loved the twist ending in Conclave.
Please, do not reply with spoilers.
EDIT: I did this to myself.
I just learned that there is a Cardinal Pizzaballa from Italy that is on the short list of expected potential popes. On name alone, I hope he wins. I know he won’t be called Pope Pizzaballa, but in my heart that is what he’d be known as, spoken in the most Super Mario type accent imaginable
Edit: Sorry, not sorry, I couldn’t help myself, you who are now perusing this thread have to see it as well
As far as I’m aware there is no rule he can’t pick his own name as his pope name, should he want to be cool.
Time to deliver a pizza ball! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0
This is going to be a tough conversation when they call. The farm takes up most of my day and at night I like a cup of tea, I might not be able to devote myself full time to being Pope.
Edit: that was easier than I thought it would be. They called and I told them straight up I didn’t have time to be pope. They said they figured I would turn them down so they had a guy from Chicago as a back up.
If they pick a dope, you’ll need to help the dope pope cope as a co-pope.
Yeah! The world’s largest cult has a new guru!
The world’s largest religious denomination is Sunni Islam with 22.39% of the world’s population (as of 2020). Catholic Christianity comes in a distant second with 15.88%.