Gonna be a lot of gross people that no one wants to fuck at that event.
I guarantee it.
What if we took a page of Bob Barker’s book and have them spayed or neutered?
That’s the gayest sounding name for a festival.
Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
That should be on a flyer, but it should have an attention grabbing shape. Like maybe a bicept.
Straight people celebrating being the ones to perpetuate the human race give argument for not perpetuating the human race
I’m hetero, but I’m also happily child free.
But also I wouldn’t attend this event. If people want to be gay, be gay. If people want to be christian, be christian. If people want to be a dinosaur, be a dinosaur.
I don’t give a fuck what other people do. As long as they’re respectful to everybody, and don’t hurt anybody, that’s cool. You be you.
Except for Andy Dick, whose last name is apt.
Happy child free, may I ask how old you are roughly? Because to me it seems that this number and that happiness correlate strongly inversely. People are more and more lonely. Less family, fewer siblings, no children, …
There sure are people of any age that are happy without children (or generally with or without anything). But since you mention this and me seeing that correlation: I have to ask. If you are 30 that is essential meaningless, like saying you do not care about pensions. If you are 60 both statements carry a lot more weight.
Fwiw, I have only one ‘real’/local/irl friend that has children. They have been living in hell, to put it bluntly, for the last… 14 years. Everyone else is in a much better state of mind and happiness, and without children… so you could say from my perspective, that number of offspring is inversely related to the enjoyment of life. We can, have, stand back and say ‘holy shit, fuck all that’ - and so far, the message has stuck with the rest of us.
I feel sorry for the guy, I’ve known him for ~25 years, but he really could have solved many, many, many of life’s problems with the use of a few condoms. Like, so many… so fucking (heh) many. Now he’s stuck with a couple exs, a dead-end job, a couple of vehicles that are almost-literally falling apart, child support up to his eyeballs, and is headed towards his third bankruptcy. He nearly dragged me down trying to help him out financially. The rest of us are taking detailed notes of how life can go to shit with just one decision.
If you are 30 that is essential meaningless, like saying you do not care about pensions. If you are 60 both statements carry a lot more weight.
Very weird idea. Like, if you’re 30, you should be socking money away for your retirement, not relying on your kids to support you when you’re old. And also, by the time you are 60 you should have built up a large and supportive group of friends to make sure you aren’t lonely, not rely on your kids to keep you company. Pretty much no one I know between the ages of 20 and 40 lives in the same city as their parents, and they visit them once per year for Thanksgiving or Christmas. If you are having kids so you won’t be lonely… it’s a bad bet.
False advertising! I want to be big strong fearsome dinosaur. Instead am fat disabled furry. 0/10 I’ll leave an angry review on yelp! And the bbb will be hearing about this!
Nah, liberal Christians that don’t foist their beliefs on others are cool. I used to hate Christians generally for the myriad harms that religion has caused. But I’ve learned humanity is plenty capable of being shitty to one another and justifying it regardless of the belief system.
Honestly, there’s no punchline better than this just being a thing.
I’ve never seen it, but I’m already sure their flag sucks.
They hate rainbows so it’s just a white flag.
They should name it the White Pride Parade.
Actually, there has been a straight ally flag for quite a while now it’s not bad
So i looked it up and that without the rainbow ‘a’ is actually on Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_flag
It’s resemblance to old prison uniforms is quite ironic:
It’ll just be a poorly-drawn bicep (for manliness) that looks suspiciously like a cock and balls.
