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Being straight should be illegal

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That’s the gayest sounding name for a festival.

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Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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29 points

That should be on a flyer, but it should have an attention grabbing shape. Like maybe a bicept.

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17 points

Don’t forget the veins

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13 points

Most closeted thing I’ve ever heard.

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Yeah… Methinks the lady doth protesteth too much

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4 points

First thing that came to mind for me as well.

All the brodoser owners gonna have an orgy.

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135 points

Gonna be a lot of gross people that no one wants to fuck at that event.

I guarantee it.

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32 points

What if they fuck each other?

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64 points

That’s… how Conservatives are made.

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7 points

What if we took a page of Bob Barker’s book and have them spayed or neutered?

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14 points

Then it would just be pride month ? That’d be ok I guess assuming everyone consents

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while talking about how not gay it is

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Yep as a queer I wish to reassure them, I wouldn’t touch any of them with a pole

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Pride: “equal rights for all”.

Straight pride: “all people are equal, but straights are more equal than others”.

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These things always feel like someone shouting “I have a birthday too!“ at someone else’s birthday party.

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I like that analogy, might use it one day (⁀ᗢ⁀)

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I mean, ok. Pride isn’t exclusionary. Most gay people have straight parents, siblings, friends and so on. If you feel the need to celebrate being straight, that’s cool. If you think you’re a victim because you are straight then I might suggest some therapy.

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