36 points

it’s like a 15 minute walk to whiterun, just pop up to the cloud district and harass nazeem

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10 min walk and 5 minute sprint, there’s a bandit camp (tower bridge) adjacent to the road

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9 points

I was gonna say “or like 10 minutes to Falkreath,” but Falkreath has nothing either.

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1 point

Tell that to the damn giants that keep walking up to my front door.

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30 points

Have a rave in the haunted barrow

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22 points

What happens in the barrow stays in the barrow

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1 point

The undead tend to not wander out

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30 points

Just small town life without TV and computers.

Sex, boardgames, drink, target practice, build things, break things, talk, sleep.

Teen pregnancy is higher in rural areas for a reason.

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23 points

Because of the board games?

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7 points

Scrabble is sexy 🤷

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4 points

Hey baby lemme take your rip and make it drip with my D

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2 points

All those words

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8 points

Lack of proper sexual education and hostile policies towards contraceptives?

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7 points

And boredom.

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18 points

That quest here to find the missing sister is just the worst:

No map marker, quest giver gives misleading directions, the ‘obvious’ cave leads you through a completely unrelated dungeon, only way to finish the quest is find an incredibly small alchemist pouch buried in mud underwater in a strong current surrounded by tall foliage, only quest rewards are alchemy ingredients.

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33 points

No one wants to work anymore.

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16 points

I had correctly guessed she drowned, so I checked downstream of the thinner and shallower (waist deep) river side of the island, which was closer to the town.

But no. She drowned upstream of the island trying to cross the river at its broadest point and further out of the town, apparently.

I think Bethesda just wanted me to finally use up those potions of water breathing.

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12 points

Competitive firewood chopping.

Extinct local megafauna

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