137 points

Wight-ringers

permalink
report
reply
13 points

This is incredible, well done!

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Amazing.

permalink
report
parent
reply

a well forged play of words

permalink
report
parent
reply
118 points

The only thing this is missing is the denialism that the ring exists at all

permalink
report
reply
38 points

The ring is fake news!

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

The real ring is the pedophile ring Eowyn runs out of a pizza parlor in Gondor

permalink
report
parent
reply
36 points
*

The ring doesn’t exist. And if it does, it’s not that bad. And if it is, we can use it for good. And if we can’t, it’s cuz we deserve it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

But if it did exist, it would be a good thing

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

The book did have denialism, the movie skipped it but it’s there in the much more fun books.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

“we don’t need to throw the FAKE ring into the fire! We can just eat lembas bread! That one guy ate some and didn’t get killed by an Orc I don’t care what Woke Rivendell says!”

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

It is the opinion of the Supreme Court of Gondor that evil no longer exists and thus pursuing endless power over Men through the use of the Ring is permissable and unlikely to result in ruin or abuse of power. So sayeth we all.

permalink
report
parent
reply
83 points

Unironically this is what would have happened in real life. Every fantasy good and evil conflict would have morons like we do now clamoring for ‘bOtH SiDEs’

permalink
report
reply
78 points

The idiots clamoring for “both sides” wouldn’t be as loud and numerous if “fair and balanced” Orc News wasn’t pumping out Mordor’s propaganda 24/7.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points
*

In the broader context of the novel it was that way. Rivendell wasn’t an open forum. And it shouldn’t have been.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Uhm, yes it was, and all that took part in the council where there by pure chance (e.g. fate) in the book.

permalink
report
parent
reply
19 points

Fate? or the machinations of a wizard who was actually a demigod?

Also, do you think Elrond would have allowed just anyone into that council?

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

And, if you consider the mechanism of fate, the qualities in those present (that brought them there, then) and in those who would later be seduced by Sauron (that prevented them from being present) you would understand that we are saying the same thing.

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

Take a look at modern DnD. You can’t have evil races species anymore.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I blame the popularity of Drizzt.

permalink
report
parent
reply
36 points

“Yeah, Sauron and the orcs are bent on conquering everything and enslaving everyone, but Denethor is mean to one of his sons, so there are no angels here. I can’t in good conscience support the Free Peoples until he apologises and steps down.”

permalink
report
reply
36 points

Sauron just wants to protect his western border!

permalink
report
reply
16 points

I mean, in the book the Mouth of Sauron talks pretty much like a modern politician.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

It’s actually really funny because you’ve got 800 pages of dudes talking like they’re from Middle Earth and this dude shows up and starts spouting talking points like he’s a modern, career politician. Genuinely actually funny.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Less funny when you think what this means, but yes, and in general LOTR’s humor is slow-paced, not too persistent, but of caliber impossible to ignore.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Well, career politicians are only acting in the interests of the ruling class. I find that despite his catholicism Tolkien was quite progressive

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

He is forced into it by Gondor and Rohan encroaching on his borders. The elves totally made an unwritten and unsigned promise to Morgoth that they would never expand their alliance (that somehow nobody except Sauron remembers).

By the way, there were Elvish soldiers present at Helm’s deep. This is proof that the Elves are fueling this war at the cost of millions of human lives. The people of Gondor love Mordor and yearn to join it, but the Elves staged a coup and are now forcing its people into war.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Construction of the beacons of Gondor is a red line.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Lord of the memes

!lotrmemes@midwest.social

Create post

The Lord of the rings memes communitiy on Lemmy. Share memes about Lord of the rings and be respectful.

Community stats

  • 4.6K

    Monthly active users

  • 834

    Posts

  • 7.6K

    Comments