This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
“This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that’s gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you.”
Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.
I think if you said son or sons and left out “Jesus” you would get greater effect. Make it ambiguous enough that it calls to every Abrahamic religion.
use “your god” instead of god, “chosen one” instead of messiah and “evil” instead of satan and you get the polytheistic religions to join in as well.
also, some highly confused star wars fans, maybe.
“You’ve been right all along”
“Remember you’ll die.”
I’m not a troublemaker so it would have to be for a good reason… and how I wish I could shake people out of their stupor and there’s no better way than to consider your own mortality, as it puts things into perspective.
Eh, they were gonna be aware of it regardless, it’s just a bit uncomfortable, lol. I mean, the whole prompt was to create chaos, this is but a step above “Santa’s not real” and under “Western amorality and capacity to organise for the purpose of murder and pillage with no second thoughts has given the West their position in the world for about two millennia”. Any reasonable human was gonna realize it eventually, is what I mean. 🤷
General strike til Trump is no longer president
The government has been secretly tracking everyone’s farts since 1998. The next one you release will trigger your official ranking on the Global Flatulence Leaderboard. visible to everyone.
Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.
