Give me double toilets mate, couples that shit together, stay together

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instead of ‘his n hers’ lavatories, his n hers water closets. This could fix marriages all over the planet.

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A strong marriage is the kind that blossoms even after seeing each other shit every day. That’s true love.

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why do they put their toilets in their bathrooms? i understand why people with small houses/apartments do it, but why not have a separate toilet room if you have a 9200 square foot house anyway?

they’re weird.

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Has to be a fetish. There’s no other reasonable explanation.

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“Everything I don’t understand is a fetish, a disturbingly accurate guide to life”

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Ok granted, but double toilets without any separation would 100% be a fetish thing. You can’t tell me otherwise.

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Well, I do prefer to wash my hands after cleaning myself and before touching 2 door handles, so I get that one.

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I’ve never seen a toilet that didn’t have at least a small sink in there.

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oh so the prorposal was a bathroom with no toilet (so sink and shower/bath), and a toilet separate from that room that also has a small washing station or something. yeah that could work

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It’s very normal here (Australia)

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ideally you’d have a small sink in it too, yes

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I’ve been in houses where toilets were in small closets with nothing else. I didn’t like touching the doorknobs.

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Yeh same, most of my life I’ve lived in houses where the toilet was separate from the sink, so you had to open at least one door on the way. There are some really cool Japanese toilets I’ve seen where there’s a small handbasin above the cistern that runs after each flush. Seemed very efficient

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If the basin is tiny I would splash lots of water everywhere

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It’s pretty convenient to jump straight from the shitter to the shower. Saves a bit of time and paper.

A nice toilet-less bathroom with a big tub would be nice though for special cleaning occasions.

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4 points

Bidet, or built-in bidet to save space.

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I got a bidet, but it doesn’t compare to a shower scrub.

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The question really is side by side or front to front. Are you holding hands when you haven’t had enough fibre? Or are you looking into each others eyes while you pass that log?

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definitely copiloting. no way we’re doing it therapy style

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It really gets you in the mindset if one of you is just a little too good at making Chewbacca noises.

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Knee to knee, facing each other. No breaking eye contact

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Third option, pilot/bombardier style (rare indoors).

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Give me double toilets mate

good idea

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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If you check Zillow for mansions for the absurdly rich it’s actually pretty common to have his and hers toilets/bathrooms off the enormous master bedroom, often through huge his and hers walk in wardrobes the size of normal peoples bedrooms.

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Yeah I’ve seen a fair few houses like that, the full his and hers bathrooms with an adjoining shower. Considering the types of people who buy those houses it makes sense that they’d prefer not to see each other whenever possible.

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