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The most I’ve ever seen was some porn in really poor taste but nothing illegal or reeking of pedophilia.

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I used to work for a company that has offices in a strictly Islamic country. I had to install something on one of those HP mini servers and found a very interesting search history. No cp fortunately, as far as I could tell. I cleared it and told my boss, but since we were going to get rid of these office servers and moving everything to the cloud I don’t think anything ever came of it.

Imagine watching porn on the company server.

Anyway that night I had dinner at the house of the manager in whose office the server was installed. It was a very traditional dinner where the women served the men and stayed in the kitchen otherwise. Strange experience altogether.

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I don’t know if it is the kind of “worst” you were thinking about, but in a previous helpdesk job I found a text file on a users desktop with a bunch of links. Asked the user what that was for, and they used it tonremember web sites. They were star struck when I showed them that bookmarks were a thing, and added their links as bookmarks for them to get started.

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Sounds like the type of person who prints their E-mails

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Are you suggesting that I’ve been doing email wrong this whole time?

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Inside: Vomit + insects (cockroaches, I think). Software: The weebiest weeb setup (images, boot sounds, etc) to ever exist.

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Yeah we had to institute a throw it straight into the trash policy because of pukey Chromebooks.

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What is it about Chromebooks that attracts people who puke into them?

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24 points

We exclusively repaired for schools, kids puke for like… no reason.

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58 points

Pussy pics.

It was my mom’s computer.

That nobody else used.

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Obligatory ur mom gay

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That nobody else used.

Narrator: “And it should have stayed that way, but unfortunately, fate had other plans for poor u/southsamurai.”

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Everyone loves cute kittens right…right?

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Plot twist: they were all mom’s

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They most definitely were

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Did you verify they were of your mom’s?

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Well, I did come

Out of it, years before

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Asked by a mother to recover family photos from her deceased son’s laptop. Fortunately I noticed and removed the porn folders before passing over the USB stick.

The one thing I absolutely hate doing is getting inside my mom’s computer. She’s a heavy chain smoker and everything is covered in yellow tar.

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Bros delete dead Bros porn.

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Unless those were the family photos?

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Banjo sounds intensify

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I worked for a pipe smoker in the 90s. He left his computer uncovered. The bottom of the case was completely covered in ash. I have no idea how that computer stayed working.

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I feel this. The most disgusting thing I’ve ever had to do was clean my chain-smoking parents’ house after their passing so we could put it up for sale. I can vividly imagine what the inside of a smoker’s PC must look like, just based on that experience.

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I was sent to an office in Paris, pre-Y2K, where everyone smoked and the windows were always kept open. Every machine there was black inside.

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Yes, smoking is bad for your computer.

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