307 points

good for him

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Absolutely, either this story is made up, or that woman is insane.

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I mean, have you never met religious people before??!!

“If you ever masturbate, my imaginary friend will set you on fire forever!”

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1 point

You can just say “Christian”, you know.

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2 points

No need to be insane, a lot of people fell for the whole Goop “natural healing” bullshit

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76 points

when my crazy ex left me, in retrospect, she made me a favor

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Someone makes a cake, or a house. They DO you a favor.

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Here’s a litmus test to use when deciding to correct someone’s English online: did you understand what they meant?

Yes? Leave them alone.

No? Ask for clarification, then leave them alone.

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12 points

she made her bags

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Well…maybe she made him a party favor? Tied him to the bed, and put a blinding hood on him, then injected liquid viagra into his veins every 4 hours, and invited the whole neighborhood over to pass him around. With him never even knowing who he had sex with, and who fucked him in the ass…

See? She made him a favor!

What? It’s already been established that the ex IS crazy. Loraina Bobbitt did far worse, and she wasn’t even crazy…kinda justified actually.

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Aren’t you a funny one eh?

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21 points

Bad for the kids…

“I laughed it off as nonsense,” he said. “But she didn’t. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer.”

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11 points

Seems like an easy custody battle but hey you never know

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Easy for a man to get custody of the kids? What world do you live in?

My friend’s ex repeatedly crashed her car while drunk with their daughter in the car and he had to fight a pretty much non-stop court battle for over a decade to maintain his 50%.

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124 points

Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

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Hallucination feedback loop

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Halulu delulu looloopoo

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48 points

Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

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5 points

That’s a great question!

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3 points

For people who don’t have delusions yet, it can give them one or three

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105 points

In that case I predict the man doged a bullet here of a lifetime with a moron.

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Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn’t exit your life just the once.

Heck, you’re lucky if you catch them entering back in before they’ve made another exit.

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62 points

I wonder if modern stupid is funnier than ancient stupid

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Some things never change.

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Good for him.

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