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good for him

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Absolutely, either this story is made up, or that woman is insane.

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I mean, have you never met religious people before??!!

“If you ever masturbate, my imaginary friend will set you on fire forever!”

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You can just say “Christian”, you know.

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2 points

No need to be insane, a lot of people fell for the whole Goop “natural healing” bullshit

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76 points

when my crazy ex left me, in retrospect, she made me a favor

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Someone makes a cake, or a house. They DO you a favor.

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she made her bags

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Here’s a litmus test to use when deciding to correct someone’s English online: did you understand what they meant?

Yes? Leave them alone.

No? Ask for clarification, then leave them alone.

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Well…maybe she made him a party favor? Tied him to the bed, and put a blinding hood on him, then injected liquid viagra into his veins every 4 hours, and invited the whole neighborhood over to pass him around. With him never even knowing who he had sex with, and who fucked him in the ass…

See? She made him a favor!

What? It’s already been established that the ex IS crazy. Loraina Bobbitt did far worse, and she wasn’t even crazy…kinda justified actually.

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Aren’t you a funny one eh?

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21 points

Bad for the kids…

“I laughed it off as nonsense,” he said. “But she didn’t. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer.”

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Seems like an easy custody battle but hey you never know

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Easy for a man to get custody of the kids? What world do you live in?

My friend’s ex repeatedly crashed her car while drunk with their daughter in the car and he had to fight a pretty much non-stop court battle for over a decade to maintain his 50%.

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Given the average answers I get from AI, i dare to bet he won’t even begin an affair if naked woman start throwing themselves at him.

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Technically, he has to be in a committed relationship to have an affair anyway.

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He (was) in a relationship with somebody who should be committed. Does that count?

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These people are on the fast lane for removing themselves from the gene pool in never before imagined ways.

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Perhaps we shouldn’t make jokes about Eugenics

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Perhaps, some day, you will actually go figure out what Eugenics is and prevent yourself from posting stupid comments like this :)

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I’m going to take a risk and leave here the shortcut for Wikipedia’s page on eugenics.

Next I’m going to add that a person acting/navigating their life based off stupidity or delusion incur in an incresead probability of, by their own actions and choices, remove themselves from the population either by isolation, self endangerment or any behavior that for some reasons makes them non eligible as viable partners.

This isn’t about a group being labelled and targeted by another for forceful removal of society.

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I think it is wildly inappropriate to try to tell someone that they shouldn’t have kids. Intelligence or looks are not something you can measure are you will always favor people who are like you.

Also the entire idea of Eugenics is complete BS. Trying to bread a human population has no real impact as you would need to commit genocide. Humans are not nearly as simple as a pea plants.

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Eugenics is in itself not bad. You’d want to eugenics away sickle cell anemia disease, for example. But because of history, it is understandable that eugenics has gotten a bad rap. And drawing the line where you want to perform it is blurry. Should we do away with autism or Down syndrome?

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No, it is very bad. What gives you the right to deem other unworthy of having children. Under the international law it is genocide to forcefully sterilize a population.

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The (now divorced) couple do have 2 kids so those genes will continue existing well into the future.

Still not sure I entirely believe the story but there are a few other mentions with a bit more details

https://www.tovima.com/society/greek-woman-divorces-husband-after-chatgpt-predicted-he-would-cheat-on-her/

https://www.ekathimerini.com/in-depth/society-in-depth/1267829/greek-woman-seeks-divorce-after-chatgpt-reveals-husbands-alleged-affair/

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124 points

Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

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Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

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79 points

Hallucination feedback loop

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Halulu delulu looloopoo

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That’s a great question!

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For people who don’t have delusions yet, it can give them one or three

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AI tasseography – a form of divination that interprets shapes left by tea leaves (or sometimes coffee grounds or wine sediment) after a cup is drunk.

So. Instead of just, idk, feeding ChatGPT all known details of the SO and maybe a dump of their messages or whatever and actually have a chance of it giving you a proper answer…they… just gave it a pic of a drunk coffee cup‽ Wtf is wrong with people

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Even then ChatGPT would just give you an answer based on the wording of how you asked the question to try and agree with you.

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You’re a reaaaal asshole if you feed your SO’s messages to a third party corporation

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