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Nothing could be worse than X Æ A-12.

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That is like a grandma reading a hash out loud

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I’m now thinking of that classic post from the old site that shows someone’s painstakingly cursive-written note of the entire text of a bluescreen (the old bluescreen with a lot of characters on screen) for tech support.

And thinking of a slightly more tech inclined grandma who doesn’t quite get all of it having a problem with a torrent and just reading the infohash/magnet link to the ISP’s support call center.

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5 points

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6 points

…what kinda hash?

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14 points

Hashashin, get stabbed loser.

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3 points

Brownie

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like a sha-512 for example, if you are not familiar with the concept. go ahead and google it :)

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23 points

Yeah that dude is obsessed with x. He slaps it everywhere he can

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That’s what happens when you prevent your kid from exploring X sites till your adulthood

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There are a lot of reasons why musk should be (and soon enough will be) jailed, this is one of them. This is child abuse, literally

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In the USA, rich people are quite obviously above the law, so no, I don’t think he will.

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What makes you so confident?

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Can you just use all of unicode in the US for baby names?

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“Breighdone” (Brayden) is probably the most egregious one I haven’t brain-bleached yet.

My friend works in the billing department of a local hospital, and she will occasionally text me some crazy spellings she comes across.

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yeah that’s literally a HIPAA violation lol

esp if the spelling is that unique, it’s definitely identifying info

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It probably would get her in some hot water, but a first name alone is a gray area. It becomes a definite violation if it’s combined with health information, even as simple “a baby was born here with the name X”. If she just says “I saw a name spelled X” then it may not be a violation of the law, but the hospital would probably still can her for it.

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La-a (Pronounced La-dash-ah) is the weirdest one I’ve seen

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I’ve seen that as La-ah. Somehow La-a is so much worse.

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Found an interesting snopes article about that.

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Seems the article is from 2008, and the La-a I know of was in pre-k in ~2015, so it seems someone named their kid based on the legend.

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Seems to be an urban legend tough. Also racist.

https://lemmy.world/comment/17103405

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Yeah the other reply noted the same thing. This would have been about ~2015 and she was in pre-k so someone must have named their kid based on the legend. I can’t recall if the girl was black or not but I don’t think she was.

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I’ve seen one in real life. Maybe they just carried a fake id card as a joke, but this was in a billing department so I’m assuming it was real.

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The first time I read that it was le-a , which could be read as lea without the dash

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The dash don’t be silent

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T’Fanny for Tiffany. She’s about 30 now, so that was a bad decision from a long time ago.

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T’Fanny sounds like the name of a Vulcan stripper lol.

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“Live long, t’werk that t’fanny, and prosper 🖖”

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Worst lap dance in the quadrant … yeah right it was scientifically measured and performed

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Fkn lol!

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Hope she never goes to Britain…

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How did Americans get fanny backwards but they wear fanny packs correctly?

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Only younger generations wear fanny packs “correctly”. They were originally a hip bag that stayed behind you, not something you wore in front of you. Because fanny was slang for ass in America.

So younger generations wear them “wrong” in the sense that they were originally meant to be worn behind you. But “correctly” in the British sense.

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Nah they’re called “bum bags”

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Abcde (pronounced AB-sid-ee) was certainly memorable if nothing else.

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Oh dear lord no

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I’ve seen this name also in the wild. Girl was pretty fat too. Poor kid.

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I remember reading an article about an airport staff person ( possibly TSA? ) laughing about a little girls name. Same exact name. Crazy stuff that any parent could start their children at square -3 upon being born.

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I fully came in here with this name in mind. Lol in the 10 years since I’ve first heard it, I’ve never come across anyone else who has heard the same. I somehow hope we’re all running into the same Abcde and there aren’t just hordes of them out there.

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Reminds me of that kids book CDB

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This is actually a tuff name

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