Play dead. ;)

Ours will just head-bud until you pet them.

Heldo Lady!

If mew is in need of legal cat services we is here to halp. We has defense cattorneys if mew is facing attempted meowder charges and civil cattorneys if mew needs to soos for what ever it is mew’s hooman has just done to incurrrr mew’s wrath.

Purrrr,

Aubergine and Belladonna, !cattorneys_at_paw@lemmy.world

Oh I know this look…

Looks to me like you’re late on serving breakfast. Right to jail.

Lol… “your” life. Sure, friend.