Daily struggle session slop here.
Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it’s not okay and “childish.” As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I’m already going 5 over.
Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.
showers are bourgeois decadence
the true proletariat dissolve on contact with water
I have acquired the Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device. I just turn off the shower and use portal technology to
disgusting. the shower is where I go to get clean, why would I piss in it
Death to America
Of course peeing in the shower is cool and good, now, pooping in the shower, that is a more provocative conversation.
I pee in the shower even when I’m not taking a shower.
