Daily struggle session slop here.
Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it’s not okay and “childish.” As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I’m already going 5 over.
Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.
As a germophobe I don’t think piss is grosser than what you’re already washing off of your body
IDGAF where you pee im not the piss cops
I turn into a piss wizard in the shower controlling my stream to make it into a jump rope
Of course peeing in the shower is cool and good, now, pooping in the shower, that is a more provocative conversation.
90% of people admit to peeing in the shower. 10% of people lie.
