A) Nothing, just totally naked

B) What you’re wearing and anything you carry with you (even if you’re not carrying it right now) like a bag

C) What you’re wearing, what you carry with you, and the contents of your home (it will be teleported within a few hundred metres on the surface in an accessible location, but obviously won’t be connected to any services like electricity or water)

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Regardless of how long you survive, your body both living and dead would be the single most potent bioweapon on earth.

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A) Play up my auspicious naked arrival as supernatural and attempt to live as the wisest person in the area. I’ll speak in Spanglish and mystify them!

B) The jig is up, I’m wearing a neon shirt so anyone in the area will spot me and wonder wtf I am doing staring at a little thing in my hand. I’d do the best a pocha can to speak the two or three words of Quechua I learned on vacation, then attempt to make their lives better, and educate them to the best of my abilities.

C) My partner and cats are coming too! Same as above but with the benefit of lots of science, tech, and medical books. I’d be so much happier to have my partner, cats, and my own hovel to retreat to.

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Dead you introduce diseases and they introduce diseases from each other and you can’t give them immunity. Almost like time travel is just 1/4 of time travel

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I’ve played enough RimWorld to know I wouldn’t be totally ok in any of these scenarios.

All it takes is a random bug bite or infection and home meds just won’t be enough.

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Lucky me I’ve actually got two different antibiotics my house right now lol Won’t keep me alive forever but will at least get me through a couple of bad ones most likely, which drastically increases my odds. Plus all the various things around my house I can use to clean and wrap wounds, emergency sealed water…

Yeah it’s all limited, but I could survive a few nasty situations with some of the stuff at my house right now.

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Randy is in charge, be prepared to die from 1000 cat bites

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as long as you’re okay doing a couple hundred warcrimes, you’ll be fine

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A) Probably dead of heat or dead as I couldn’t communicate with anyone B) I would have a translator and some clothes, books ,pen but nothing that useful C) I have a way to charge my devices and have the resources to become a magician.

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