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I do this so much at work and have to constantly remind myself not to overdo it (otherwise people will think I’m crazy).

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I’ve learned to back off and realize that commas, instead of parentheses, often work just fine.

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But I’ve already used commas to add more information to the sentence, how can I fit in more information without parentheses?

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26 points

Stand over the person reading it and interject.

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Consider the humble “em dash” — some people use it to interject a completely different sentence in the middle of another — the next time you’re trying to avoid parentheses.

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You can, although probably should not, use semicolons; they can be used to join related statements that could, very frequently, also stand on their own.

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7 points

Forget what everyone else said. Brackets.

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Yea I try to do that too. And then make sure it doesn’t end up a ridiculous run on sentence. 😭

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Just introduce yourself to people as a 19th century German philosopher, they’ll understand.

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Commas are a pathway to infinitely run-on sentences.

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Occasionally replace the parenthesis with a semicolon – or dashes – and you can get away with it more often.

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The thing is - and I say that from experience (being somewhat on the ADHD spectrum myself) - that there are no limits to how many of these you can use; or at least that’s how it feels to me (sorry!).

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Beautiful sentence using all of them!

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I am guilty of overusing em dashes — I just think they’re aesthetically pleasing, even if they’re often unnecessary.

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i do this; i just have so much to say, and there are only so many conjugations and commas you can get away with – without it becoming a run-on sentence (i may have a run-on mind).

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That’s called ADHD, but I like the name, so we can use both I guess.

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Semicolon ftw

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im like small sentence (heres some back story though (and some deeper context thats needed (also something vaguely related to thing))).

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Usually by my third edit I’m ready to send. Of course, by then I’ve begun to question if anyone is interested in my option anyway and why am I sending this email? They probably know all this already and I’m too stupid to have realized it.

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oh god I do this all the time, excessively, and have to rewrite emails and posts multiple times to get rid of them as much as possible. sometimes I’ll be writing a parenthetical and need to nest others within it…

It’s hard.

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“Nested Parentheticals” can totally be the title of my 15,000 word autobiography. lol

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{Nested [Parentheticals] - (An Autobiography), By Admiral Patrick}

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I fight this urge frequently.

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As long as you escape the inner parentheticals there is no problem (escape as in adding "" to it \(just as in programming \\\(because we do this as much as you do \\\\\\(in many languages\\\\\\).\\\)\)).

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It gets fun when the side thought is longer than the original and starts getting side thoughts of its own. The context needs more context or nobody will get it.

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there have been times where the secondary thought overrides the primary thought, and i often end the message with just finishing the parenthesis. worst case scenario, I’ll even add a tertiary thought

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I’m getting flashes of David Foster Wallace.

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I use paragraphs in those cases and then I don’t usually remember but if I did I would add reference numbers, kinda like this¹

¹ it’s very useful when you have multiple parentheses at different points, I still haven’t solved the problem of nesting them unfortunately, so I welcome any suggestions

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I like to use ellipses cause I never fully finish a thought…

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Stahhhp… I do that a lot more that parentheses, and now you’ve made me self-conscious about it lol

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I do both… a LOT. and now I guess I’m figuring out why.

I just want a brain that works correctly. 😔

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The other day I wrote a sentence with parenthesis and inside the parenthesis there was a comma phrase, a dash, a colon, and a semicolon on here. Only realized how much of a monstrosity the comment was after writing it, but posted it anyways.

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22 points

Fuck (Well happens to me (sometimes even nested))

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Linus Torvalds used nested parentheses in his famous Linux announcement email (1991-08-25) so I think precedent says they’re OK.

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Nested parenthesis is fairly common in most programming languages.

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Last time I checked, we were talking about English, not Lisp.

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