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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital(www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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livus@kbin.social
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Damn the Onion is on fire lately.

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photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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And all it took was a human catastrophe.

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fleabomber@lemm.ee
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Crazy-laugh-cry

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brewery@feddit.uk
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So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess

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cybervseas@lemmy.world
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So is Gaza.

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theotherone@kbin.social
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I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.

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the16bitgamer@lemmy.world
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Yeah yeah tell it to the Judge

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3ntranced@lemmy.world
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Pack it up boys, we got him.

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Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world
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It was me all along??

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Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world
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You just didn’t want to admit to yourself!

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WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net
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what really blew up the hospital was the friends we made along the way

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AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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if we is the US and friends we “made” is taken literally…

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ForestOrca@kbin.social
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well played. uptoot for you!

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can@sh.itjust.works
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uptoot

Why have you done this?

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ForestOrca@kbin.social
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It’s just for you. Trying to stay sane with a little humor in dark times.

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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I am disgusted by my actions.

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Wakmrow@lemmy.world
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Before we start this thread can we all agree to condemn your actions?

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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I am ashamed of my words and deeds.

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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Shame!

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uphillbothways@kbin.social
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We’ve been trying to reach you about your hospital’s extended warranty…

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