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MAKING SQL QUERIES IN CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES DATABASE TO SENSE URGENCY AND RUN FASTER.

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Yes, WHY do I write all my SQL statements In all CAPS and why isn’t there a better SQL editor, and why hasn’t SQL evolved more than it has?

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THANKS, NOW I DON’T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WHEN I TYPE ANYMORE!

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Nobody knows (/s) but you don’t have to write keywords in upper case (for most DB’s default settings anyway).

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Yeah… But caps lock is the cruise control for cool. How else am I going to switch between Slack and my editor easily?

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You can even write them sarcastically like this:

sElEcT * fRoM dUaL

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You have ruined my assumptions of SQL coders. How dare you! /s /dramatic

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The mental gymnastics needed to understand joins 😂

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It’s basically just a VLOOKUP is how I explain it to my friends who might be familiar with excel but not a real database.

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If you know vlookup, you should checkout xlookup. Even more similar, relatively speaking of course. No longer do I have to count my columns

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