158 points

The introduction of gators into the Alps would certainly garner attention.

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I guess with the lower temperature they’d be less of a threat.

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Only for the short term, they’ll adapt and be stronger than ever

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And don’t forget, these aren’t normal gators…

These are meth-fueled Florida gators who are as likely to ban books as they are maul a skier.

The Alps won’t know what hit ‘em.

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91 points

Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

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My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

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I bet they would if you called it that

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That sounds like some shit billy mays would have been shilling on tv 15 years ago.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLEXIT, THE ALL IN ONE HOME WORKOUT GYM AND CAR BUMPER REPAIR KIT

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But wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the Flexit sleeveless shirt, our patented DIY home tattoo kit, and a 6-week supply of bath salts!

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Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision

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Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

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People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

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You generally (it depends by country) don’t get paid anymore between 6 and 12 months. But you still have a job. So when they get tired of using her womb like clown car, they could back to work. Also is usually (again varies by country) shared parental leave. So between both parents up to the maximum allowance.

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Don’t forget we don’t have a limited amount of days were allowed to be sick either.

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So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!

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Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.

I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.

15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)

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My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.

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At least youre not the type to try to stop something because you missed the window on benefitting from it

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We don’t have 2 months vacation…

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Or hyperbole, apparently :(

Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.

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reeeeeee you hate America!!!

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I always figured it was just Gallowbob again lol.

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Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…

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The mob would have a field day

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Nah, the left Sicily where it was.

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Italy has plenty of mob besides Sicily.

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So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

Bad deal man.

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And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!

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At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)

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Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.

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So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!

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Sooo… New Orleans?

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As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non

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Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.

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And don’t you wish you kept knowing very little? Instead… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu

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