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That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol

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You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal

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Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.

Maybe make it an island?!

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Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!

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So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

Bad deal man.

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At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)

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Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.

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And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!

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So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!

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As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non

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Sooo… New Orleans?

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Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.

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And don’t you wish you kept knowing very little? Instead… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu

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An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy

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I mean if that means Italy would be closer to me, and florida much much further away I think that would make me sane to want to switch.

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And you move that shithole to our continent

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Dump it in the middle of the pacific?

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I’ll take that deal.

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Why Florida looks like d***

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