Also, fun fact: James Madison (who was the fourth president and wrote the American Constitution) had a black son who he owned as a slave, and who was the result of him raping his own half-black sister, who he also owned as a slave.

Crimson Gold Apple

“A crabapple in disguise”. 31 points, “Horse food” tier

These little shits are glorified crabapples masquerading as edible fruit and should not be tolerated outside of cider production and pretentious baking applications. Each minuscule bite of these filthy monkey cheeks explode with an intense yet somehow dry flavor combination that will make you want to spontaneously vomit. Do not be fooled by this repackaged trash, Crimson Gold is just a misleading name slapped on a swollen testicle.

holy shit i am crying in the break room right now

new struggle session dropped!

There are better tasting apples, but there aren’t any better tasting apples with anywhere near the same shelf life. As someone who eats maybe an apple or two a week this is an important consideration.

It’s a good apple and I think they’re not being entirely fair, but the skin is worse than Honeycrisp.

The Red Delicious is “A baseball glove filled with coffee grounds”. That is correct.

Thank you both, this is amazing.