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Someone get this asshole to get into a submarine

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If only more billionaires tried to visit the Titanic.

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Oh that’s dark 🤣🤣

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They all say they work well under pressure after all.

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A Titan submarine, right? We want nothing but best for dear old Elon.

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Only the most “Innovative” of submersibles will do.

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I don’t think anyone has ever made a submarine out of toilet paper tubes, masking tape and blu-tack. This is the peak of innovation.

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22 points

In the Black Sea.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure

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Yeah humans. Not ppl with a god complex

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Alternate headline:

“Massive shitcunt threatens to destroy the actual best part of the internet to the surprise of absolutely no one”

is what they meant to say

Incidentally, do you guys remember when this fuckhead was a darling of the left?

These are strange times.

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He was a darling because he was a literally unknown person who introduced themselves with a controlled media profile who sold a way to approach the fossil fuel problem. The nice thing about the left is their views evolve rapidly to current events and Elon has been inescapable in media, so naturally he reveals his true neocon form.

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The nice thing about the left is that they have some critical thinking abilities.

Made it more broad and concise for you.

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Incidentally, do you guys remember when this fuckhead was a darling of the left?

And when was this? I cannot remember a time when a celebrity capitalist parasite was a “darling of the left.”

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I will admit there was a time when he was pushing electric cars while traditional auto manufacturers seemed to be dragging their feet. It felt like he was on the right side of a big issue and shaking things up. I think it’s important to admit when we get it wrong. And boy did I get it wrong.

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It felt like he was on the right side of a big issue

No. No, he never was. Any leftist will tell you that the only solution to the car problem is public transport… not silly attempts to make individual cars more “eco-friendly.” That’s not leftism - that’s what we call “green capitalism.” And leftists have understood that loooong before Phony Stark skipped South Africa to avoid being drafted into the SADF to uphold the white supremacist state he benefited so richly from.

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When he was spending money on electric cars, solar, renewable energy storage and (relatively) low-cost space travel.

Yanno, before he got addicted to Twitter and became terminally online.

It honestly baffles me how many people have forgotten that Musk was heralded as basically being irl Batman because electric cars prior to Tesla were actual trash, there was little to no research being done on how to make space cheaper, and renewables only worked as long as the sun was shining and the wind was blowing (iirc the power wall was originally developed for renewable energy storage; Tesla also developed solar roof tiles so you could turn your roof into one big solar panel). He was using his money to actually help develop cleaner transportation, cleaner energy development and space travel instead of filling Olympic swimming pools with cash like most rich fucks.

Then he started posting on Twitter and everyone realized he was an idiot with too much money who got lucky with Tesla and SpaceX.

(Yes, I know he wasn’t the founder of Tesla; however it was his money and idiocy-induced stubbornness that made the company successful)

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Tesla “developed” those solar tiles as a fucking scam to sell investors on the Solarcity merger to bail his family out. It only ever came to fruition to keep him out of prison for outright fraud rather than just “fibbing”. He bet the wellbeing of every employee and shareholder on that absolute dumpster fire of a company, literally scamming investors, just to save his ass, and it was nothing short of dumb fucking luck that kept it all burning to the ground, as he himself stated in a deposition.

Like everything else Musk does, those solar tiles are a way for wealthy people to greenwash their decadent lifestyle, while also allowing them to stay NIMBYs who don’t want to ruin the look of their gaudy McMansions. Normal arrays cost fractions of what those tiles do, work better, and don’t require replacing your entire roof for them.

Powerwalls were just a way to get rid of out of spec cells to people at 10x what their value is in an automotive pack. A home ESS is much gentler on them comparatively, so even out of spec cells work fine.

You want to talk about clean transportation? He came up with the literal pipe dream of the Hyperloop to keep cities from funding actual high-speed and light rail projects, so people would have to buy his shitboxes.

Literally everything he does is to keep his game as a greasy car salesman/government welfare queen going (see, SpaceX), and nothing more. Any positive benefits conferred from this are basically just a coincidence.

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When he was spending money on electric cars, solar, renewable energy storage and (relatively) low-cost space travel.

You mean… all those things that came from public institutions (ie, universities) and not parasites like Phony Stark?

It honestly baffles me how many people have forgotten that Musk was heralded as basically being irl Batman

Yes… by a media completely given over to licking the boots of the wealthy. Soooo… no leftists involved at all.

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it was before he was an actual celebrity and was only known for creating Tesla/SpaceX. He was also “only” a millionaire and well before Tesla stock went nuts, and he also wasn’t posting like crazy on Twitter so people only knew him via Tesla and SpaceX’s achievements, both of them legendary underdogs looking to overthrow the well-established big industry corporations.

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Soooo… just the kind of person the left has despised for more than a hundred years now?

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I think it’s important to distinct what part of the left.

Most of the left on Lemmy? Probably not.

A lot of liberals who align themselves with the US democrats? There was a lot of support until the famous pedo incident.

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Okay, so right wingers?

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Along with pre-pandemic (roughly) Musk, Sam Bankman Freed was also buddies with the left and even had a second co-ceo to court the right wing politicians while he hung out with the left wing (those that were dumb enough to believe in crypto anyway).

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No offence intended… but this post has shown me just what a completely warped idea people have in regards to what “left” and “right” even means - very few people here seem to even know that anti-capitalism is where the left starts…

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Tbh I liked him when the whole GME thing happened, because when Robinhood screwed over all the GME holders Elon blew the lid off of Dogecoin and I basically made all my profits back. I also thought him poking fun at the SEC while all that happened was pretty ballsy and I respected that.

But now he’s made it known that he’s a conservative bootlicker, transphobe, antivaxx, corporate shill… 🤷‍♀️

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They mean libs.

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Libs==libraries now?

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They mean libs.

In other words… right-wingers.

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I don’t know what you call left or who you hang out with, but this has literally never happened.

Maybe you’re confusing “centrist” (aka right wingers) with leftists just because they oppose building concentration camps (on the fact of it only) or something like that.

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2 points

i never trusted him

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195 points

Stop posting Musk’s fucking face. This isn’t tech

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I’m so tired of seeing mean gross old white men scowling all over my damn feed any time anyone shares an article.

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16 points

Pretty sick of them wrecking the world, some of us will get stuck with clean/ survival because of them.

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Would it be fine if they were mean gross old black men? Or mean gross young white men?

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I couldn’t say because it never really happens enough to make me sick of seeing them being such shitty people it regularly makes headlines.

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THIS oh gawwwd, couldn’t agree more. Tired of reading news about this guy talking unintelligent crap. Dear people, for him even negative publicity is still publicity and for us it is a waste of our attention, 1 cent of which he doesn’t deserve.

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10 points

Media’s fault for covering him and the cheeto every five seconds

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You’re not wrong but it’s also the people’s fault as well for engaging so much with this bullshit. I swear 90% of the internet exists simply to circle jerk about things people hate while the remaining 10% actually talks about things they like. I’ll never understand why people choose to talk so much about the things they hate, just fucking downvote and move on to something you actually like.

All publicity is good for these pieces of shit, stop feeding into the rage cycle and they wouldn’t be covered so much. Or they’d have to pay more for their coverage at the very least.

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Twitter saboteur wanting to move onto sabotaging Wikipedia, the biggest reference source in the world that’s only accessible via the internet, on his crusade against truth and facts? Of course it’s tech news.

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I mean the post has convinced me to donate to Wikipedia. It’s newsworthy. I hate Musk as much as you, but I can’t just stick my head in the dirt.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to unplug from it, but don’t begrudge others for not wanting to.

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He runs a social media platform of influence. It’s tech.

Don’t like it? Hide the post and move on.

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I’ve been blocking these users.

Goodbye Gork.

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Yeah I looked at their posts but didn’t see any muskness

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156 points

Someone should tell Elon that an unprofitable website and a non-profit website are not the same thing.

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Deeply unwelcome. I hate that this is even a thought that he has had.

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Buying and destroying Twitter started with a joke like this.

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Unless Wikipedia is a public company with fiduciary responsibilities, can’t they just say, “fuck you. No.”?

EDIT: They’re a non commercial 501©(3). They can say “fuck you. No.”

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Well I’m sure glad someone looked into that. Still, I’m anxious he might try to do Bad Things™ to it. Ya know, like he does whenever he gets some idea in his head about something, and then Bad Things™ happen to it.

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There’s that, and the fact that Jimmy Wales might have a reverse uno card, as he is quietly developing a free and non profit social media platform of his own called trust cafe.

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Did it?

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Twitter was public. Wikimedia is a 501 non-profit.

He can’t buy it.

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No, I know. Still feels less than good

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