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Do you think the moaning is coming from the vagina?

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Does music come from the bell of a clarinet or the reed?

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lmao great point

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neither. it does not make music

sincerely,

—an amateur clarinetist

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It comes from the clarinet. You don’t say the mouthpiece is the instrument.

Good chuckle though!

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Electric guitar outputs to speakers, why not this?

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There’s already a port for it 'round back. Accepts any standard 1/4" audio cable.

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The strings aren’t the instrument.

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That’s the pickup, bro 😂

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No individual component is the instrument. Also, no one said the strings are the instrument.

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Are you telling me it usually doesn’t? Man, my wife sure is weird!

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I shocked my friends at work recently because someone mentioned Rob Zombie, and I asked, “Oh, the director of the bad Halloween movie?”

Apparently he’s a musician!

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It blew my mind a couple years ago, while shopping in a Natural Grocers, to see this dreaded gothish hippie guy on the cover of some vegan lifestyle magazine, only to realize that it was Rob Zombie.

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House of 1000 Corpses isn’t bad. I think Captain Spaulding is a great character

What’s the matter kid? DON’T YOU LIKE CLOWNS?

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Rob Zombie comes off as an insufferable twat, but holy shit House of 1000 Corpses is goddamn amazing.

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Wait, he’s a director?

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Disagree.

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My wife disagrees as well. She’s a musician, so, yeah.

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Not with that attitude it isn’t!

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For those out of the loop:

https://youtu.be/EPcY-x9hJGo

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Uhm, thanks, now out of the loop again.

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