Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?
1 point
I thought you meant your lemmy instance. Time for bed.
2 points
Target fixation on the empty glass
4 points
Just close your eyes. Make sure you have eyes painted on your eyelids though or you’ll look like weirdo.
8 points
The IT department.
9 points
If they’re shaking from an epileptic fit, then wait for them to finish making the drink, applaud and then go get help.
