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Call me a taxi(lemmy.world)

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The Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.ca
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The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

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nieceandtows@programming.dev
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The dad just named his son after himself.

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modifier@lemmy.ca
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Mail men hate this one trick!

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troglodytis@lemmy.world
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We are all dad on this blessed day

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beforan@lemm.ee
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Speak for yourself

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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

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Revan343@lemmy.ca
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Dumb and fake

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lugal@sopuli.xyz
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😱 a dumb joke in a community for dad jokes? A fake in this community? Big if true!

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bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

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lugal@sopuli.xyz
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So what’s the fake part?

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Revan343@lemmy.ca
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I just wish they’d pay more attention to detail with their fake text screenshots

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NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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Holding a phone

I should ask someone else to call a taxi for me

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Bappity@lemmy.world
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programming

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Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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true.

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jcdenton@lemy.lol
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Punctuatial

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