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Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

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Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

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Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

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A heroin dispenseary?

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Please answer soon. I’m about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it’s an option…

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Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

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And a respectable ascot.

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Only if you put some pants on

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And can count.

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I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

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That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

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Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

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