It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

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The fuck

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Honestly I don’t really have a problem with this.

If they believe it’s bad for them then they are just taking steps to help with the habit.

It doesn’t hurt anyone.

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That’s just fucking weird, man.

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It really isn’t.

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Grown men relying on their teen son’s supervision to quell their own porn urges is super creepy and shows a complete lack of adult self control.

This is not normal and is in fact extremely weird.

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Who told you it isn’t weird? Your dad??

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7 points

Found Mikes account

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Perhaps reframe it as he installed monitoring software on his kid’s devices to stop them from looking at websites he doesn’t want them to, and in exchange he installed the same software on his own computer except it pings his own son every time he looks at porn.

It’s not disqualifying, maybe, but it’s super weird.

the Louisiana representative talked about how he installed “accountability software” called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn and other unsavory websites

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It hurts his son who he has now traumatized into believing that sex is inherently evil. It’s not harmless, it’s sick—it’s abuse.

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And traumatized by being made responsible for his father’s sexuality. Wtf.

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absolutely. that kind of sexual abuse is normalized in authoritarian religious communities.

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If it’s for a porn addiction or something, sure. It doesn’t sound like that’s the case, though.

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What you’re missing, I think, is that, provided the opportunity, his, belief system would tell him that monitoring our porn intake would also be a good idea. Maybe mandatory software on all our phones to help us all become better Christians.

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Ok if it is not bad what is your gut reaction to this:

“Hey Dad, it is me, your son. I got a message that you are watching porn right now, please stop sinning!”

Also do you really think it was his son’s idea to do this, that this was an actual mutual decision where the power difference between an authoritarian father and a son compared with threats of going to hell did not hinder him to say “I don’t want this.”?

If two adults decide to help each other this way fine, but this is solely to shame the son and to control him and to have control over his sexuality, but what it actually does is making porn “the forbidden fruit” AND most likely has the son either circumventing the software or having a second device or watching porn together with his best friend, who has a not controlled phone, jerking off together. Not that that would be bad.

Overly controlling parents do only one thing: Raising children that are good at hiding and lying and probably will feel guilty their whole lives, for completely normal feelings and normal things they do. It is messed up and even more messed up to involve your children into you own shortcomings, if the father really needs his porn addiction monitored.

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You’re a big fan of sharing what kind of porn you watch with underage children, huh.

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Wow, that sounds intensely creepy.

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I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.

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I read this as your farts are sentient.

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I know. I have the records.

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Know what I like the most?

Cake farts.

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Kids today don’t understand what it means to be cultured

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“Visit our sister site, pudding farts…”

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Brown queefs.

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Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y’all are dipshits.

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Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao

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Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?

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Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.

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1/10

Made me reply

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Accountability?

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How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes?

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That’s the best shit I’ve read today lmao

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Yeah, this is even creepier than that Indiana coach who kissed his son open mouthed.

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Or that whole Gym Jordan buttsex thing with undergraduates.

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wtf? 😳

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everything about mike Johnson is intensely creepy

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Why would you- why??

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we’re a family, sonny!

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The Aristocrats!

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Sharing is caring!

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Guarantee you this isn’t optional for his son.

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How did this start? The conversation had to be at some point

Well sort of porn do you look at son? Don’t worry, this won’t be a one way street. I love PoV cream pies. Now I need you to report to me everytime you look… at what was it again, trans gangbang? Oh thats a good one. Let me know if those temptresses get ya!

Like srsly. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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The reality is that it’s a mechanism of shame/control. You teach the kid that looking at porn is sinful, masturbation is sinful/shameful, etc… Then you install “accountability” software that rats out the kid whenever he pulls it up. He’s just repackaging an authoritarian, abusive household as “accountability.” They also have devices that connect to your TV and will shut off the audio (based on the closed captions) if it detects a profanity.

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He’s just repackaging an authoritarian, abusive household as “accountability.”

this. it’s not about the porn so much as it is the control and the ability to shame. Also, how much you wanna bet the kid gets talked to if he ever goes onto a democratic website?

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All I can say is I am thankful that tech didn’t exist when I was 17. Fucking hell. The religious bullshit did enough of a number on me.

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Yup. Same energy as a father daughter dance where everyone signs “purity contracts” and then they get a promise ring to save themselves for marriage. It’s about guilt and control and religious-based puritanism. People are making this seem like a weird sex thing with religious undertones when it’s totally not. It’s a weird religious thing with sexual undertones. Completely different!

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I imagine something more like this: Son, I got an alert that you’re watching porn. I’ll be there in 5. Dad, why can’t we just watch porn on our own? Don’t be silly son, how else will we hold each other accountable?

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And all this regular effort in avoiding it probably just makes the son more motivated to find ways to avoid detection. Prepaid smartphone, that sort of thing.

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Yes, for sure. I always made extra effort to get access to those things most off-limits.

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