71 points

I just tried this with my fiance. She was indeed fascinated. And confused.

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The spell works!

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After an hour on the street corner and a pound of Kraft Singles, I can empirically conclude that it does not.

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You have to use real, actual cheese, not cheese-like dairy product.

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Mum! The gays are at it again! THEY TURNED THE FREAKING CHEESE GAY!

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12 points

The hetero cheese just ain’t the same

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11 points

You’re telling me that this cheese comes from lesbian greek feta sheep milk that having sex on the street?

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4 points

Not just sex, e-sex

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41 points

Works in Stardew Valley

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See also: cool rocks.

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6 points

And Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Such a great game would be realistic!

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27 points

I did not know I was female but if it gets me more cheese I’ll try it

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17 points

Transcheddar

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21 points

Depending on in the cheese, that isn’t wrong.

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I think the trick lies in finding the right cheese for the right woman. I’d be an easy target unless someone offers me one of those washed rind types, the only cheese I find gross.

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4 points

limburger

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Taleggio turned me on to stinky cheeses. I haven’t had limburger yet but it took like a month to get the foot smell out of the fridge after the taleggio it was great

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7 points

Cheddar. If the cheese shop isn’t out of it.

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6 points

It’s the single most popular cheese in the world.

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7 points

It’s good cheese, man.

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4 points

and it can work both ways (on a woman or a man).

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8 points

Just like me. Ayyyyyyy

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