198 points

Eat farts.

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Aww thanks dude, appreciate it !

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❤️

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5 points

Nothing’s an insult, if you take it as a compliment!

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11 points

Who do you think I am, Chuck Berry?

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113 points

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and it’s been a long day.

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Well you’re entitled to your option … but it’s a dumb one and you should feel bad about having it. Also, I’m going to needless drag unrelated politics into this.

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22 points

Something something fuck cars.

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15 points

Dragons fucking cars?

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9 points

Not just cars, sir, but everyone who has ever driven them.

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As a supporter of the other political party (since there are only two, internet equals Murica), I ignore your arguments and attack you with an ad hominem

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6 points

evokes Godwin’s law

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14 points

You weren’t replying to my comment, which is nowhere near this chain of comments, but I think you were targeting me. Your satire is too close to being serious. I declare that you’re an idiot. Fight me now.

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17 points

Thanks for helping this place feel more like home

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Can’t tell you how strongly I disagree. It feels like the first people on Lemmy are the most insufferable know-it-all and holier-than-thou types from Reddit. Say anything about Microsoft or Windows? Here’s 15 commenters telling you how much better they are for having Linux, and 2 commenters on topic, only to be called inferior by the Linux users. Same for Photoshop, same for social media, same for any paid software.

And everyone who has an opinion must insult anyone who disagrees like it’s political Twitter, only by people who think they’re smarter cause they were never on Twitter.

Lemmy is so toxic it’s delaying its development. People lurk cause there are too many assholes talking over everyone else.

The only thing that’s better is there are less of those “um ahcktually”, pedant types. If you say “everyone”, people mostly understand you don’t literally mean “everyone.”

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You must be a car driving capitalist tankie to be hatting on this place.

jk, I definitely agree. This place is way more radicalized than Reddit, or at least it isn’t nearly as diluted by bots so it seems more prominent… Some dope people around here but I’m definitely losing hope that this place will grow into a cool place.

It’s all the same topic posts and the same hateful comments, but you can’t even find small active communities to get away from it.

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6 points

I like risa on startrek.webaite, for one. you can def find cool communities.

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3 points

Risa has gotten weird lately. I don’t find the meme as funny anymore. A lot of them just seem like the ‘oh so random’ humor that was funny when I was in middle school.

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12 points

Good to see your input and how many people agree with it. I kinda agree, I am one of those jerks that will pray for open source alternatives, lmao, not so for paid or social media. Still being part of majority, I agree with you. I kinda miss the christian memes from reddit, it used to take the bible and interpret in some way, not as it was written.

As somebody said, lemmy have instances. I don’t think we are in the need to make more, but idk about that and it’s just an opinion. I think the next step is creating communities that a lot of people miss from reddit but feel they wouldn’t be welcomed due to existing communities and the current mindset in Lemmy instances.

Thanks for the comment and saying what a lot of us have been wanting to say.

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9 points

I think the instance really matters. My ‘all’ feed is full of toxic assholes but my subs are mostly rad folks.

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Totally agree. I stopped seeing toxic people when I left Lemmy.World. idk why that is. It’s not like Lemmy.world is a terrible place or anything.

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8 points

Exactly. I don’t really like it here

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Then why are you here? 🤣

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7 points

Where else is there to go if you want a mobile friendly link aggregator?

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7 points

I left lemmy a few weeks ago for this reason and I come back today to see what’s up and it’s exactly as you described. We aren’t the only ones either

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The problem is not a technology one, and creating a copy of the thing you hate isn’t going to get different results.

I never expected it to be better than reddit, actually I expected it to make things much worse through increased isolation of mobs. It does.

Only thing an individual can do is be the change they want to see and be nice to people, and resist the urge to “other” everyone they interact with.

That said… if this is OPs lived experience we should be happy for them. They’re having a positive experience that we all want.

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Curious, I’ve seen it all over lemmy. I’ve got a couple different accounts for… reasons, and on one I tried to make the point that for some demographics, like my parents/grandparents, Windows is the best OS. I was immediately berated for MANY reasons including, being a failure for not educating my family, not caring about my family’s safety, personally signing them up for the FasTrack to identity theft and scammers, and that Linux is ACTuaLLY simpler and easier to use.

This is pretty tame compared to the piracy guys as well.

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and on one I tried to make the point that for some demographics, like my parents/grandparents, Windows is the best OS.

Yeah you’re pretty much objectively wrong there. With OSX you could’ve had a point but Windows is a nightmare if you have to administer a box for family.

…don’t tell me your parents and grandparents absolutely have to use 3ds Max.

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2 points

Same here — at least all of the communities I’ve interacted with

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Same here. Maybe I’ve found a nice echo chamber to inhabit. Back when I was mostly using Lemmy.World I saw a lot of weirdos, but for some reason migrating to a different instance seems to have solved that problem. Maybe OP just needs to find an instance that works for them.

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When I left Lemmy.World I stopped seeing toxic behavior on the regular. I am not sure why this is. I am following all the same communities I was before, so it’s not like I left any toxic communities. Even the hexbear people seem mostly civil now. It’s like all the crazy people left.

Maybe you just need to find an instance that suits you?

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Say anything about Microsoft or Windows? Here’s 15 commenters telling you how much better they are for having Linux,

Eh. That’s like the repeat of “Reddit is an anti-American circlejerk”: No, it isn’t. Never was. It was simply the place where many Americans first learned that people who live beyond the brim of their burgers actually exist, and have opinions.

You’re on a FLOSS platform. Don’t be surprised if fanboying for an aggressively monopolistic multinational with inferior technology, held up by duct tape and bribes to system integrators, doesn’t make you friends.

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Uhh yeah no. I was on reddit for over a decade and the anti-american circle jerk (that is alive and kicking on lrmmy, btw) became much worse over the last few years.

Lemmy loves to pretend it’s culturally superior to reddit, but now we’ve just concentrated the elitists and political extremists into a smaller pool of users.

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No, neither reddit or lemmy are anti-American. Not even unamerican. It’s much, much worse: They’re non-American. Reddit by I think a small majority, lemmy much more so.

If, then, a random jingoist Seppo comes along and considers themselves and their dysfunctional country god’s gift to humanity, well, it’s easy to predict how much people will cheer that on.

Add to that another, equally exceptionalist, breed of Seppos, just that those don’t think the US is the greatest thing to ever grace humankind, but the worst. That’s not anti-American either, they’re still exceptionalist and they’re still Seppos. Hexbear and lemmygrad are full of them.

Also y’all don’t get what taking the piss entails.

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I agree with the sentiment that we are on a FLOSS platform, so most people are going to prefer Linux.

But the rest of that comment is silly.

Saying anything about Windows/Max doesn’t mean the commenter is fanboying.

Also, are you saying you dont believe social media was manipulated to interfere with American politics?

And the last one really cracks me up about making friends. “Aggressively fanboying” Windows or Mac doesn’t make you friends, but fanboying Linux does? You and I are definitely in different areas of CS then ha!

I think “fanboying” in general is the actual issue

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Also, are you saying you dont believe social media was manipulated to interfere with American politics?

I sense a veritable iceberg of a conspiracy theory, there: You think Reddit and lemmy are “anti-american” so as to influence American politics?

Pretty much anyone outside of the US doesn’t need an ulterior motive, be given money or whatever to talk shit about the US: You’re providing ample of reason and opportunity to do that as is, there’s no need to get the Russians or whoever involved. Also they’re only stoking flames (on both sides and a couple more), without a base level of idiocy they would have nothing to work with.

Saying anything about Windows/Max doesn’t mean the commenter is fanboying.

Why if not for that would they get a negative reaction to that here, then?

“Aggressively fanboying” Windows or Mac doesn’t make you friends, but fanboying Linux does? You and I are definitely in different areas of CS then ha!

…you’re in CS but not a developer or devops? You work at a soul-sucking job writing software for machinery or such that for have to run windows? Like, dunno, ATMs? And you and your colleagues developed Stockholm Syndrome?

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84 points

Go choke on a bag of cocks and die.

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42 points

Ah, feels just like home.

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35 points

Threaten me with a good time

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19 points

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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7 points

Mom??

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75 points

Except on news and world news that for me are exactly the same.

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I think reading the news all the time just makes people angry.

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25 points

Fucking nailed it.

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13 points

Damn it Jesus

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The rules are simple:

  1. Don’t be a communist
  2. Don’t be not a communist
  3. If you have a car, do not talk about it

If you follow those easy steps you should be fine

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  1. Don’t not hate Capitalism, even as a joke.
  2. Don’t post anything a child can’t understand.
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  1. Don’t admit you use Windows
  2. Don’t talk about any browser other than Firefox, Librewolf or a spinoff
  3. Linux, Linux, Linux.
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Don’t not hate Capitalism, even as a joke.

That’s my problem

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I know these are meant to be funny but double negatives always piss me off so much. Like they are literally useless and make parsing the sentence for meaning harder because they add a bunch of noise in front what you are actually saying.

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The car thing is insane, even when you explain that you live in as regional area with limited options AND that I can drive to work in 20mins vs 60mins on public transport, you still get yelled at.

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The sane ones make a decent point about infrastructure (I’m definitely anti-car).

Blaming the individual for the lack of realistic options provided by the government is pretty nuts.

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Just check the 15min-Town idea created in France.

We must realize that most actually town-concepts and public transport are build to seduce you to buy a car. (Mostly in western countries, where the car industry is one of the main successors.)

Oh the market is 40 min away and outside of the town and the bus only drives every two hours, well better buy a car or get lost.

Back to the 15-min Town, the concept is, there is everything you need for living (market, doctor, schools etc.) in an area you can reach in 15 min without a car.

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You forgot “Don’t mention you use Windows” and “Don’t say you don’t especially bother about privacy”

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5 points

Don’t ever dare speak of veganism ever or you’ll be faced with a bunch of “muh bacon”-comments

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Does anyone else drive a Tesla?

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last time i checked, Tesla only makes cars (transportation wise)

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11 points

Instead of a random asshole from /r/conservative, it’s a random asshole from hexbear.net.

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It’s no different than reddit.

Small community: friendly and welcoming

Large community: shitty teenagers

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It’s way worse

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Idk what to say in Beehaw form but I heard they hate communists, maybe because of lemmingrad, I totally understand the position but for me is no go.

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Oh, you haven’t been to a socialist community yet? I won’t ruin the surprise…

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