133 points

This is one of the shitposts of all time.

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53 points

It’s a literal shit post

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24 points

Exclusive too

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9 points

No, you have to pay extra for that

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11 points

I’m surprised you could afford it, bro.

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5 points

But is it exclusive? I won’t upvote otherwise.

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94 points

NFT bros

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38 points

I would sooner rather buy a bag of actual deluxe dog shit than an NFT.

It can at least have some kind of utility. Like hurling it at NFT bros, for example.

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24 points

At least with the dog shit you actually own something.

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4 points

At least you keep your eyesight.

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This is the true meme

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38 points

“Apple users” is a bit harsh, the fans can definitely get this culty but it’s not like the functional-but-overpriced hardware is literal shit. Someone else said NFT “investors”, I’d go for fashion people who spend hundreds on a sweatshop-produced t-shirt which just has the logo of the company that’s ripping them off on it (which to be fair does describe some people’s relationship with Apple!)

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12 points

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1 point

Ho ho ho, what a funny joke item.

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7 points

Eh, it’s the cult of personality that goes with the CEO, too. Jobs worshippers, Musk worshippers, whatever. Defending billionaires and corporations that don’t even know the person’s name, or care.

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1 point

Steve Jobs has been dead for years and I barely hear anyone mention him these days.

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True. Nfts fit this better.

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37 points

Android User here. Never owned any Apple device.

But they’re fucking good quality. Anyone can see that. So what’s the problem?

I like Android 'cos I like dicking about with it. Some people don’t want to dick about with their phones, they want to do other stuff that could be more interesting.

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12 points

I carry 2 phones because I have a government job, so if any work is done on my phone it becomes subject to Open Records requests. If I have to carry 2 phones I might as well have both operating systems.

So my personal phone is Android and my work phone is an iPhone.

I don’t understand how people prefer iPhones. The hardware is nice, but the OS is horrible. They came up with some neat stuff in 2008, but it feels like they haven’t improved much since then. Even informing the greater flexibility of Android - it’s just easier to use. Hell, just turning wifi or Bluetooth on and off is a hassle on the iPhone versus a single swipe and tap on Android.

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7 points

Hell, just turning wifi or Bluetooth on and off is a hassle on the iPhone versus a single swipe and tap on Android.

What on earth are you talking about? I’m not going to claim Apple invented it (because they likely stole it from another os like android) but they’ve had the single swipe down control panel on iOS to turn off Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, airplane mode, etc for like a decade+. I have Apple devices, and trust me, there’s plenty to shit on without making stuff up.

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15 points

What he’s talking about is probably that turning off WiFi via quick settings or whatever it’s called doesn’t actually turn off WiFi, you still have to proceed all the way to the settings app.

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1 point

The problem is that they only disconnect. They don’t actually turn off. You have to go into the settings for that.

When you toggle the Wi-Fi or Bluetooth buttons in Control Center, your device immediately disconnects from Wi-Fi and Bluetooth accessories. Both Wi-Fi and Bluetooth will continue to be available

https://support.apple.com/en-us/102412

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2 points

Turning off WiFi is as easy as gesturing to the control centre then clicking the WiFi button it’s as easy as android devices where you swipe down from where the notch is and click on the WiFi button

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1 point

Except when I swipe down and it opens the notification window or Siri shortcuts or just a blank screen with a clock on it.

It’s not consistent.

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1 point

Nailed it. My thoughts exactly

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10 points

I think the problems include the fact that an actual apple computer starts at 1000 and going higher than 8GB of RAM and 256G of storage costs you another 1000 because hardware isn’t really modular and storage and ram are a huge tool of market segmentation.

Meanwhile a traditional desktop starts at $7000.

It’s like they have lifted everything but the absolutely cheapest market segments out of reach of virtually any normal folks.

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6 points

going higher than 8GB of RAM and 256G of storage costs you another 1000

These are the things i look at when reviewers talk about apple “taking gaming serious now” and im just like what.

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2 points

As someone who does animation, apple has been terrible for work. Because they take forever to render CGI, compared to my personal gaming computer. Same thing with simple video editing. Having a powerful GPU is pretty nice for work. And because apple is overpriced. I’ve found gaming rigs that are cheaper and do a better job, on top of being more intuitive. Seriously I can’t do anything without the windows search bar. It’s really nice being able to just type in the settings I want to change. And have the OS take me directly there.

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7 points

Pretty much this for me too. Switched to iphone because I no longer wanted to tinker, switched my work laptop to apple silicon because the battery life and performance is stellar.

Learned to be fine with mac os, do most things in terminal anyway. Will likely switch to asahi linux when it is stable enough that I don’t have to tinker, because tinkering gets in the way of actually getting things done in my situation.

Also, being real: running LLMs on my mac is great. 128gb of unified memory basically means 120gb of vram. It’s absurdly expensive, but nothing quite like it exists in the market right now.

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7 points

Apple has that break the lense on a camera and your phone starts to brick it’s self as it thinks it’s been repaired by someone who’s not apple

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4 points

Idk every apple product I’ve touched always felt pretty thin and flimsy. Don’t even get me started on Mac mice. They’re so cheaply made you don’t get a second mouse button. The Mac books are so fragile you can break them by looking at them wrong. The only time I’ve ever seen a iPhone that doesn’t have a crack in the screen is when they are brand new. Maybe I’m a bit of a farmer for considering rigidity the definition of high quality, but god how do one button mice feel good.

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2 points

I fucking hope it is good quality for that price.

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High quality until you drop it once and the entire screen shatters. High quality until your lightning cable breaks. High quality until planned obsolescence renders it unusable. Nah Apple products are pure ass lmao, literally no reason to ever buy one unless it’s got some exclusive artsy software you really like (and even then there’s prob something just as good for windows or Linux). As far as bang for your buck goes I can’t think of a worse choice than Apple in any given field

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I tried Android with the S10 for a little over a year. It felt too clunky and everything I wanted to customize would have required jailbreaking, which feels too much like work for me. I went back to iPhone after that.

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Wow it’s true. Linux users are like vegans. You never have to wonder because they’ll tell you they are whether you care or not

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3 points

I mean, you’re on Lemmy, where a great number of Linux users gather.

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1 point

Where a great number of those linux users gather

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I use to main Linux. Mint once prehaps will again once I upgrade my shitty graphics card to something which supports ubuntu based distros better. I tend to agree with you on this point although there are plenty of decent people whom use linux. People whom are always happy to give out a helping hand or are welcoming.

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You’re comparing a hardware and software company to open source software.

Really weird comparison

You should be comparing OSX to Linux

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6 points

Galaxy Brain: triple boot hackintosh.

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1 point

Best of all worlds

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If I was a real sadist, I’d try to get TempleOS and AmigaOS running. I don’t go to LAN parties anymore, so I wouldn’t get to scare the normies with that.

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4 points

Are you all 12? Why do people care what technology someone else prefers to use?

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Because it has a deep impact on the broad society, and some of us do care about preserving at least current level of freedom?..

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What the fuck are you even talking about? You’re not some freedom fighter out in Fallujah. You’re in an online circle jerk about which shiny toy is better. Get a grip.

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Your choice of operating system. does not have a deep impact on society. It doesn’t impact society at all

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4 points

We mostly show pride in how pretty we can make our desktop look

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