Will we all be fucked or is there a Linus 2?

265 points

We’ve all agreed that when he dies it would be disrespectful to keep using Linux so we’ll pack it up and switch to Windows from them on.

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122 points

The year of the netbsd desktop is finally here.

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21 points

what’s the bsd equivalent to arch

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82 points

I think BSD is the BSD equivalent to arch.

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6 points

OpenBSD, probably

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9 points
  • The year of Linux desktop finally arrives
  • Linus dies
  • Me: installs NetBSD and waits
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21 points

I’ll go back to HaikuOS, it should be ready by then. ReactOS will still be working on Win98 support.

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17 points

I’ll move to TempleOS

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4 points

Time to start teaching Holy-C at uni.

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13 points

But what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!

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41 points

We all become MacroHard

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36 points

Bill Gates will never die, he’ll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines

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6 points

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

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26 points

All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

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8 points

What a blessed day.

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7 points

That would be one helluva evil plan.

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Might be better than Being John Malkovich

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10 points

cheering in the streets? orgies?

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7 points

Return to monke

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9 points

I think I have a Windows ME CD lying around somewhere. Can I use that?

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That does sound almost kinda dope because that’s a lot of developers who could make Windows suck a lot less

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20 points

Microsoft: we don’t do that here

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13 points

The point of non-free licensed software is that you cannot improve it.

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203 points

GNU will spring their plan into motion for world domination, and send anyone who has said Linux and not GNU/Linux to GNUlag

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72 points

They’ll reveal that GNU was actually Unix all along.

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59 points

GNU is Now Unix

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27 points

That devious Joseph Stallman!

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My brain autocorrected the surname the first read through

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41 points

They will finally release HURD

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42 points

The real HURD is the friends we made along the way.

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5 points

[everyone liked that]

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155 points

We’re actually on the 10th Linus now, so the next one will be LinuXI

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36 points

Stupid God-Emperor keeps ordering all these gholas

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10 points

Don’t you Hayt it when that happens?

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18 points

Still waiting for LinusXI Pro Max.

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5 points

For me its LinuXIV the Sun Kernel

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Nothing. Linus doesn’t personally do coding on the kernel, he has a team who do that and he oversees it and makes the hard decisions.

There are others who will take his place and the work will continue.

If somehow the entire kernel team shut down, Google, Samsung or some other large corporation would take it over and continue development because at this point many, many, many servers, phones, smart devices, iot, and other appliances rely on the Linux kernel to function.

It simply cannot be left to die.

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“Today here at Microsoft we are celebrating the legacy of the late Linus Torvalds by releasing a new kernel, re-written entirely in Golang using Copilot. No GPL code was touched, merely re-written, and we will offer ISOs to the coding community for free! Stay tuned for more updates, as we will be exclusively developing on this kernel going forward! This is a great day for open source!”

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50 points

Our worst nightmare come true 😱

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releasing a new kernel, re-written entirely in Golang using Copilot

I just got so mad.

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Golang is a Google thing, Microsoft would probably use C#

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48 points

Google, Samsung or some other large corporation would take it over

Perkele!

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Fun fact, Linus is Swedish speaking. :)

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pärkälle

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He speaks both languages, and in general Swedish Finns curse in finnish

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7 points

Do I know this from Alan Wake 2 or My Summer Car?

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24 points

Too big to fail is for once not for a big corporation or bank

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😁

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Nothing. Linus doesn’t personally do coding on the kernel, he has a team who do that and he oversees it and makes the hard decisions.

Even that is not really the truth. There are dozens and dozens of teams that actually do the development, then there are people who coordinate and maintain certain parts of the kernel, merge in patches and make decisions. And then there’s Linus who does coordinate these people.

There are others who will take his place and the work will continue.

And most likely Greg K-H will take over the position that Linus has right now. He has been one of the most active maintainers and is probably “the number 2” behind Linus.

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A number of candidates will create their own forks and there will be a long Game of Thrones style war between different factions. After couple of weeks each distro will choose the fork they will make the default one and people will split into warring factions. After that we will enter a nuclear winter style period lasting couple of years during which 90% of post on Lemmy will be just shitposting the rival forks. After a decade or two of backstabbing, dirty politics and other drama new dictator will be selected and all will be back to normal.

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So like systemd but ten times more dramatic.

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7 points

“The Lannisters send their commits”

he stabs him

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