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If a professor doesn’t know the words deus ex that’s sad

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If someone pronounced it as Day-os-ex I would also need at least a few seconds to get it because I personally use the latin pronunciation.

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“D-E-U-S-E-X. Get your minds out of the gutter.” - Anon, six months from this post, in the shower

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Anon was clearly not in choir. Any singer would know it’s “deh oos”, not “day us”.

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Still sounds like “day o’ sex”, but from Northern England or something

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If a British professor doesn’t know his basic Latin, that’s even was.

Deus Ex Machina is like one of the most commonly known Latin phrases, along with Veiny Viny Vici

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To stay on topic, want to Vici my Veiny Viny?

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It’s veni, vidi, vici, not veiny viny vici.

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Thanks I’m northern and was confused by what distinction this comment is trying to show

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it’s “deh oos”, not “day us”.

^^ This guy Latins

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You triggered some really awful memories just now. I thought I had them buried, but you just exposed them to light and now I have to deal with them.

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in excelsis

👍

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DAAAAY-o

Me say day, me say day, me say daaaaay -o

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Daylight come and me wan go home

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I believe it should be "In excelsis deo, but “dominus deus”. Something about Latin endings stuck in my mind from those days too.

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just say deus ex machina ffs

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day of sex machines?

pervert

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fuck you got me

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“Why do you think we’re here.”

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Fake: anon is the only one in a programming class that wants to make video games

Gay: me

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