IDF spokesman’s substack - Monsters Under the Bed - by Lt. Col. Richard Hecht.
Hamas and ISIS were in the bedroom storing weapons with the babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
Putting a big sign that says “baby girl” with a cartoon sleeping baby next to it so that people know that a baby girl’s bedroom is here and not a hamas weapons storage
yeah this is a normal thing for palestinians
I hate how liberals will always compare their real world enemies to fictional enemies, but those they support are so blatant in their bullshit that it would be considered terrible writing in even the most half-assed liberal fiction.
In children’s cartoons, there’s inevitably the line that even the comic villain won’t cross. You’ll have Skeletor punch three guys in a row and then step up to a baby, hesitate, turn to the camera and say “Well, I’m not a monster” and walk past.
Then you’ve got IRL IDF who straight up do long-form prose explaining why they were fully justified in dropping artillery on a daycare.
This is almost funnier than Batman and the bees
I heard they ate a gay baby
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