IDF spokesman’s substack - Monsters Under the Bed - by Lt. Col. Richard Hecht.
terrorist infrastructure
Oh that’s a good term, really invalidates anything Hamas tries to do.
- Build a factory to make rockets? Obviously terrorist infrastructure.
- Build a power station to supply a hospital? They’re hiding the rockets from the rocket factory in it, terrorist infrastructure.
- Pour asphalt for a road? They’re just making it easier for their trucks to transport the rockets from the rocket factory.
- Put up some drywall? Well duh, they’re trying to hide the rockets from the rocket factory that totally exists behind this unassuming wall that couldn’t possibly have any other function, terrorist infrastructure.
It’s just so versatile. Somehow I doubt if we started calling everything imperialist infrastructure that the media would be quite so accommodating despite it fitting the description much more aptly.
If I didn’t take that screengrab myself and I saw it on the net without a link to confirm it was real - I’d assume it couldn’t be real. Shows what I know. We live in an insane era.
I hate how liberals will always compare their real world enemies to fictional enemies, but those they support are so blatant in their bullshit that it would be considered terrible writing in even the most half-assed liberal fiction.
In children’s cartoons, there’s inevitably the line that even the comic villain won’t cross. You’ll have Skeletor punch three guys in a row and then step up to a baby, hesitate, turn to the camera and say “Well, I’m not a monster” and walk past.
Then you’ve got IRL IDF who straight up do long-form prose explaining why they were fully justified in dropping artillery on a daycare.
I heard they ate a gay baby
This is almost funnier than Batman and the bees
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