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Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

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Wait … what?

I’ve just been using a box this whole time!

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Reddit is leaking

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Mom found the cum drawer

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Images, that you can smell

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*taste

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🤢

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I’m a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.

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Username checks out

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Wait where’s the bag?

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As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

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As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

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That’s udder nonsense!

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80 points

And infuriate Canadians.

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Yeah I hate this guy

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9 points

Is that Steve? Fuck that guy!

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Hm. Steve.

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Yeah he’s a dick!

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OP loves you.

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Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

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I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?

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I regret that there ever was a 6th day.

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Homestuck detected.

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