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These personal urinals are great for when you have a big family and only one bathroom but you should really have a lid on it to contain the pee until it can be dumped in the toilet.

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Also see a doctor soon.

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its SEMEN… SEMINAL FLUID! SPERM!!

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I’m not confused at all. That’s clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.

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Exactly.

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Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…

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Some parts of Canada dispense milk in bags. It comes in a plastic bladder that you pop inside this pitcher and cut the corner off to pour. This shitpost is pretending that we pour the milk into the pitcher directly and store it uncovered.

For yr reference: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/costofliving/we-answer-your-burning-questions-about-things-like-milk-bags-tariffs-condo-insurance-and-printer-cartridges-1.5409407/here-s-why-milk-comes-in-bags-in-parts-of-canada-1.5409420

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canada is a savage land

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I was gonna ask where the bag was

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American here. I can’t speak for all Americans, but I think it’s weird that you leave it in the bag, in the pitcher. Why not just pour it out of the bag, into a pitcher that has its own lid?

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It also picks up odors in the fridge such as onions if you do that.

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Because then you’d have to wash out the pitcher each time, keeping it in the bag means you just toss it and replace with a new one. Also I think the pitcher milk would spoil faster but I’m not sure about that

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I enjoy the amount of people coming into a literal shitpost to complain about the accuracy of the post.

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You know I really made a good post then!

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