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Worst comic I ever read

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Didn’t Snowden say he checked all the government databases and saw zero proof of aliens

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Lol you think he holds all government secrets in his head?

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Snowden didn’t have access to every government database, lol. Even if he said he did, he’s 100% full of shit, as there’s this concept called Sensitive Compartmented Information (SCI). Extremely top secret info will be locked into SCI programs (although something that is in SCI doesn’t necessarily HAVE to be top secret) meaning you do not have access unless you are read into that program. And no, you can’t just willynilly hack the entire DoD SCI repository from a single location.

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Yeah, but imagine the query time Snowden would deal with if he did check all the databases for ETs.

Day 139: It could be 50% it could be 2% it could be 0.1%. I have no idea if it’s working, the computer is frozen, but the traffic meter on the modem is still going nuts. I shall endure.

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SELECT * FROM government_secrets WHERE description LIKE “%aliens%” ORDER BY security_level, date;

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Presidents don’t get that information. It’s on a need-to-know proprietary basis only. I was in the Army in military intelligence and there was indeed a portal in our computer system regarding UFOs and aliens but I did not have access to it because it was not part of my job. The closest we’ve heard of Presidents knowing about aliens is when Bill Clinton pontificated about it on some late-night talk show.

https://youtu.be/lQNevl2BuxM?si=LQTbGL2MyFozchIH?t=5m21s

https://youtu.be/Y4Pr9Zjxja0?si=V_40d2G8iTACzkdc

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I mean anyone with a brain knew the area 51 alien story was bullshit. But I guess liberals need trump instead.

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liBErAls

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Agreed. One should always make fun of feckless fascists.

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Yes he could, for money.

If any of it is true, he sold that information to the highest bidder.

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Trump is not a good (if at all) businessman.

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