As the title says…what are you all doing?

72 points

People who tear out of their parking space within a few seconds of getting in, wtf?

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Gottapoopgetoutoftheway!

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11 points

Understandable. Have a good day.

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7 points

Hiit’sBobwehadababy…Itsaboy

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3 points

Sorry, wrong number!

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2 points

asking the real questions!

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Because it’s a crowded parking lot. People are getting pissy and frustrated because they can’t find a spot to do this stupid shopping…they didn’t even want to come now, but that stupid BBQ is later, so they have to come when it’s super busy. And that freakin guy went the wrong way and got that spot they were trying to get…

A little moment of kindness and acknowledgement is sometimes enough to reset the spiral of negativity and anger.

Or I’ve really got to poop, as previously mentioned.

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59 points

Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

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2 points

Is your engine >30 years old?

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8 points

No. What modern marvel keeps oil from pooling in the lowest level after hours of disuse?

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9 points

Oil pumps? Seriously though 10-15 seconds doesn’t sound excessive at all. I would be surprised if anyone is actually in gear and putting serious load on their engine/trans in under 10 seconds.

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For some, it only circulates when the car is in motion, which is why idling causes extra wear on cars.

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5 points

For some drive line components, yes, but not for engine oil.

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1 point

No. If your oil is circulating your engine is fucked.

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53 points

Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.

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23 points

Car: check engine light turns on

“well fuck you, too”

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8 points

How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.

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Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!

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1 point

Regular offerings!

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Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.

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41 points

Waiting for Bluetooth to connect, putting on seatbelt, fixing Bluetooth, putting drinks in drink holders, waiting for Bluetooth, turning on lights, fixing Bluetooth.

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And people wonder why I care so much about my phone having an analog headphone jack.

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Uconnect?

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40 points

Letting oil warm up for a bit. Why do you care?

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They need the spot. They need it. RIGHT NOW! CAN’T YOU SEE THEIR BLINKER ON AS THEY BLOCK THE ISLE?! BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP THEY NEED IT NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWE WHY AREN’T YOU MOVIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG BEEEEEEEEP

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