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Genocide Joe moving heaven and earth for the settlers.

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Harm reduction candidate

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Is there a list of people who said that? I want to bully them.

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He’s fighting fascism!

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…-b-but we can move him left!

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“Hoo boy, this whole ‘genocide Joe’ thing is killing my poll numbers. I’ve got to do something about this!”

“Wow, are you really going to listen to the will of the People and start working toward a meaningful and just peace in Palestine?”

“What? No! I’m gonna get this shit done so quick that most Americans will forget all about it before they vote!”

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Genuine dark Brandon moment

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Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Let this be a warning.

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Dear god, what have I done

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be careful if you try to hex putin

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Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Gee, I sure do wish that Donald Trump’s philosophy was on the more moderate side of the US political spectrum!

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No more half measures, Walter?

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Just die already you old piece of shit

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